hi i dont usually say hi want a peanut? * Stupid shoves a peanut up your nose * Stupid punches you * holsta steps on your head and crushes it under his foot. * Stupid shivers that is so erotic. seriously. > I think so too. I also think you must be really intelligent. hmm..sarcasm? > Absolutely. eh. I dont blame you. mind if I keep aggrivating you, though? it's really what I do best. > I have no doubt about that. * Stupid spits at your eyelid > I'm impressed. so are you smart? i bet you're not really *really* smart. I bet you're just ..maybe a *tad* above average in your hometown. but I bet you like to play smart :) Ya know...use fancy words and all mix 'em around > I wish you weren't on the other side of a computer screen right now. Me too. I am *SO* in a fighting mood. > Oh, I am sorry. I don't feel like fighting. I was just going to shoot you in the head. I'd love to kick your ass > I am not sure I HAVE an ass. I've never seen it! well, I'll be outta here in a week or so. Gonna suck some exhaust from my car. scared of guns. > A week? Can you hold off till December? That way I would really have something to look forward to. HEY. maybe you could help me get over my fear of hell and stuff...make it quicker. > I'm all out of favours. here...this is your easy way to contribute something to the world. Ridding it of me. So...let's start. It won't be that hard. c'mon.... > Negative. Anticipation is half of it. so I must not be that bad? you'd pull a trigger ..but you won't give me 5 minutes of helping me with my fear of hell? > Pulling a trigger takes 1 second and that's all you get, muppet. ya know..you must be pretty bored to still be talking to me > It's either talking to you or going back to coding. Don't flatter yourself. i'm not flattered. I'd not be planning on offing myself if I was easily flattered. I'm just curious. > Good. Personally, I think plans are overrated. Just do it. can't. i told you. I'm still a lil scared. > You won't be for much longer. why do you think that? > Dead people do not know of fear. but I cant be dead til I'm not afraid anymore > The classic chicken-and-egg problem. i've been agnostic for about 9 years..but all those years growing up...in the church...it's all still in my mind, ya know? > It's a question of mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter. wow. did you just make that up? > As far as you know, yes. heh. i bet you're even proud of that, huh? > I'm too alone to be proud. OooOoO...you're SO creative with the english language > (English) what are you..from texas? i bet in texas you're real smart big computer guy.. > Are you calling me fat? probably living in austin fat. with a fat girlfriend. > Ouch. She won't like that one. likes chinese food b/c it's so ...trendy and ...but you only like the noddle shit > You're spot on with everything so far. > I bow before your mental capabilities. They resemble those of a dead cow. you should write that down. > No need. I am logging this conversation. we all need something to be proud of. Glad I could help. > I'm proud that I haven't killed anyone in a week. Thanks. I still dont understand why you waste your time talking to me. I'm certainly no match for your high level of thinking and speaking.. I can't believe you get anything out of it. > I like to compare myself with the likes of you. It makes me feel really good. okay. dork. shut up now. > Ouch. Such wit.