Muppets who crossed my path in 2001

As someone who is active on various mailing lists, newsgroups and one large-ish IRC channel, I regularly encounter individuals who are just completely braindead, and generally they are not aware of this.

This page is dedicated to muppets who decide to annoy me via a medium which is easy to reproduce here. The following will be IRC logs, mail messages and Usenet postings.

English

• Uh. Poorly formatted spam from Microsoft.
• Unsubscribing from freebsd-security is difficult.
• Stupid women seem to flock around me lately. This one actually went by the name Stupid.
• A "Network Security Manager" from a .gov domain wants to hide HTML source
• Cybergoth, who is long overdue for a muppet entry, needed a lesson in sarcasm
• Subscribing to info-cvs is difficult.
• Theo de Raadt explains a few things to a muppet FreeBSD developer
• UNI-C's Danish CERT have subscription problems. An indication of their skill.
• Help
• Gareth Cox is upset that OpenBSD "just doesn't work"
• Someone wants to use CVS without knowing anything about it (my response)
• Reverend Jerry "Sad-excuse-for-a-human-being" Falwell talks about who is responsible for the attacks on USA
• Richard Heathfield explains to a muppet who prints segfaults
• David Goddard on freebsd-security does not understand DNS (my response)
• CNA/CNE Andrew Falanga asks about the Berkeley copyright
• CVS developer Larry Jones responds to a muppet request
• Fsck Theo Dumbraadt
• Fsck Theo Dumbraadt does it again.
• My OpenBSD bites me (my response)

Dansk

• Lav en krypto analyse af dette program for mig (Mit svar)
• Bjarne vil fange PC tyve (mit svar)
• Bjarne undgår mine spørgsmål (mit svar)
• Lægge en maskine ned på et netværk...... (mit svar)
• Arne H. Wilstrup kan ikke tænke selv (mit svar)
• Hvordan skrivebeskyttes en harddisk, del 1 (mit svar)
• Hvordan skrivebeskyttes en harddisk, del 2 (mit svar)
• Hvordan skrivebeskyttes en harddisk, del 3 (mit svar)
• QDK fatter absolut ingenting om standarder
• Henrik18 leder efter en hardware kanal
• Mange tror, at #linux.dk er deres personlige undgå-at-tænke sted -- her er det tilfældigvis The_Ule det går ud over.
• "The Muppet Show" fra #linux.dk ...oi8($*YF*$L£. Jeg kvæles. Alt for godt. Jeg er totalt elsket.
• huRlum kender sgu alt til tar
• Hvordan undgås udspionering fra ISP og websites? (mit svar)