30 December

Hello. I have been away since the 23rd. Did you notice at all?

The time away from work has done wonders for me. Seriously. Just a couple more days and I will be ready to return to work.

My Windows PC killed itself. I lie. I killed it. So now I need a to find an old motherboard that supports my shitty old CPU and RAM.

I also need a new laptop.

19 December

The Return of the King, 10/10. The audio system in Kosmorama cinema, 3/10.

I still did not get around to mailing Mick but I am busy enjoying my R&R. If life was a game of Quake, I would have been down to 1 health point yesterday. I kid you not.

17 December

You cannot possibly imagine how badly I need this time off work. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.

Saturday is the highlight of my week: I plan on sleeping however long I feel like. Then I am going to get out of bed and do whatever I please to her. Then I am going to eat breakfast/lunch. Then I am going to the cinema to watch The Return of the King. Then I am going to have a nice meal. Then I am going to watch a show on TV by Niels Hausgaard. Then I am going to have sex several times and go to sleep.

14 December

Quote of the day:

<wulffeld> Saddam looks like a bum.

Addictive (Windows) game of the week: RC Cars. Get the demo at DailyRush.

Those of you who are following along with the act: Mick sent me email. He's alive! Now I just need the presence of mind to respond.

11 December

She has been feeling a little down lately, so I have been minding her and making her smile again. Been giving her plenty of sweet lovin' as well -- yet even with all the things I have done for her, she still giggles to herself when I stumble about in the morning, trying to find the shower and she regularly points out that I am getting grey hair.

Mick seems to have vanished! It has been months since our last contact and I never seem to get around to calling him. We should be ashamed of ourselves.

Currently playing: No Surrender by Springsteen.

3 December

I have been getting complaints that I look too friendly in the new image on the splash page.

2 December

I have given up trying to sift through my spam folder for legitimate mail and deleting the remaining contents every so often. This is primarily because bmf has yet to mistake a real mail for spam. Also, I continue to get so much spam it is just not funny anymore. Any mail that bmf now tags as spam gets deleted immediately.

1 December

What time is it, where am I, and why are there elephants running up and down my street? That pretty much describes how I am feeling before 9am.