27 August

It saddens me how much media attention some muppets get. Gigasoft's disfunctional PC Finder has been getting plenty of press lately and EuroTrust Virus112 along with senior muppet Peter "I am completely incompetent" Kruse even made it on live television.

How do you fight that kind of cluelessness?

25 August

Hedwig and the Angry Inch is actually a brilliant movie.

13 August

Here is a free clue: If you are one of the countless muppets, or just happen to know one of said muppets who got their Windows XP installation infected by MSBlaster, and you are unable to contact Windows Update because you are constantly re-infected, enable the fucking firewall built into your OS. It will block connections to port 135 by default and give you enough time to install the fucking patch and get on with your fucking life. Remember to disable the firewall and configure your god damn OS correctly when you got the patch installed.

This is not a difficult problem. If you run a network, consider doing connection inspection on port 135 traffic. Every time a customer is infected or tries to infect another, drop that customer from the net and send them a letter, billing them $250 for wasting your fucking time.

Some of us are sick to death of having to deal with lusers struggling with this thing, we are sick of of listening to muppet security companies so focused on getting their name published in the media that they release complete bullshit details about the worm.

I swear, I will kill you all if this keeps happening. Genocide, not suicide. I have better things to do with my time. Jesus fucking christ.